Pinball Lez

Pinball Lez is shacked up
With Nan's girlfriend
Reconditioning pinballs
He farms 'em out again

The word on the street is suggesting
Things aren't so great
At the St. Lucia residence
Things are pretty quiet at night

And no one seems to be
Answering the phone

Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The pinballs need you
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
I promise the school kids won't tease you

Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The cops will understand everything
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The casinos are rigged to beat you

Lez has given up
He's moving out to Stanthorpe
Swidden agriculture
Things are pretty quiet at night

Out in the fields today
No one seems to be
Answering the phone

Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The pinballs need you
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
I promise the school kids won't tease you

Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The cops will understand everything
Oh, Lez, come home (Leslie!)
The casinos are rigged to beat you