Endless Vacation

The safety of stagnation
Is whispering to me
To get another paycheck
Go home, drink, and watch TV

Cause I don't have no patience
Too cool to take the heat
Too dumb to get a scholarship
And go earn a degree

Wait for 1 in a million
Dumb enough to believe
But still too smart to rob a bank
Or play the lottery

And if I did, I'd spend it
On kegs of kerosene
Non-perishable items, medical supplies, and guns and knives and water filters, farmers almanacs
And when the world collapses
I will be the king

Dilapidated nation
The empire falls again
The people who will fuck you first
Will always be your friends

It's an endless vacation
The law is just pretend
When you can simply pay the policeman
Not to apprehend

So shoplift if you want to
You probably won't get caught
They probably don't care anyways
They already forgot

So I load my F-150
With kegs of kerosene
Non-perishable items, medical supplies, and guns and knives and water filters, farmers almanacs
And when the world collapses
I will be the king