Opening – Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin’
Damon Daunno
3:37Pore Jud is daid Pore Jud Fry is daid All gather 'round his coffin now and cry He had a heart of gold And he wasn't very old Oh, why did such a feller have to die? Pore Jud is daid Pore Jud Fry is daid He's looking oh so peaceful and serene (And serene) He's all laid out to rest With his hands across his chest His fingernails have never been so clean Then the preacher'd get up and say "Folks, we are gathered here to moan and groan over our brother Jud Fry Who hung himself up by a rope in the smokehouse" Then there'd be weepin' and wailin' from some of them women Then he'd say "Jud was the most misunderstood man in the territory And people used to think he was a mean, ugly feller And they called him a dirty skunk and an ordinary pig stealer But the folks that really knowed him Knowed that beneath them two dirty shirts he always wore There beat a heart as big as all outdoors" (As big as all outdoors) "Jud Fry loved his fellow men" (Loved his fellow men) He loved the birds of the forest and the beasts of the field He loved the mice and the vermin in the barns And he treated the rats like equals, which was right And he loved little children He loved everybody and everything in the world Only, he never let on, so nobody ever knowed about it Pore Jud is daid Pore Jud Fry is daid His friends'll weep and wail for miles around (miles around) The daisies in the dell will give out a different smell Because pore Jud is underneath the ground Pore Jud is daid A candle lights his head He's laying in a coffin made of wood (wood) And folks are feeling sad 'Cause they used to treat him bad And now they know their friend is gone for good (good) Pore Jud is daid A candle lights his head He's looking oh so perty and so nice He looks like he's asleep It's a shame that he won't keep But it's summer, and we're running out of ice Pore Jud Pore Jud