Practically Perfect (London Cast Recording)
Charlotte Spencer As Jane Banks
4:11David Haig As George Banks, Linzi Hateley As Winifred Banks, Charlotte Spencer As Jane Banks, Harry Stott As Michael Banks, Jenny Galloway As Mrs Brill, And Gerard Carey As Robertson Ay
Through Katie Nanna! Who gets stuck with the children with no nanny in the house? Me! That's who! I've said my say, Mrs. Brill And that's all I'll say I'm done with this house forever! Well, good riddance, then Katie Nanna! Gone, are you quite sure? (Gone, and is it any wonder) Choosing the right nanny I keep drawing blanks Do you really think I made another blunder? What on earth am I to say to Mr. Banks? George, dear I'm feeling so bereft, dear Another nanny's left, dear Every nanny goes We're unlucky, I suppose We are never going to find the perfect nanny Nonsense! Precision and order That's all that I ask The running of a household A straightforward task The children, the servants They're all your domain Whilst I remain the sovereign Of Cherry Tree Lane Coat! Coming, sir The simple truth is You've engaged six nannies over the last four months And they've all been unqualified disasters A nanny should govern A nanny should rule A nanny is a paragon Who suffers no fool A nanny's a stalwart Our children would gain By having such a nanny In Cherry Tree Lane Of course, George, but- So take control of situations Show your authority when interviewing staff You know your role They know their stations Efficiency and forethought cut the jobs in half Briefcase! I thought Katie Nanna would be firm with the children She always looked so cross Winifred, never confuse efficency With a liver complaint! Clear thinking, sound judgment That's how to advance Then things will run like clockwork Leave nothing to chance When nannies go missing The answer is plain Our children must be monsters Oh, how can they be monsters? In Cherry Tree Lane Umbrella If only we could find someone like your old nanny I'm afraid that's not realistic, my dear Few women alive could manage Miss Andrews' standards of efficiency Besides, we could never afford someone of her caliber Precision and order We want nothing less It's like an army barracks Yes, and we're in the mess No wonder the nannies Are driven insane We're living in a madhouse In Cherry Tree Lane Now! Place an advertisement in the Times Stating that Jane and Michael Banks require the best possible nanny At the lowest possible wage Father, we've written our own advertisement What? Oh please, George I think you should hear it Wanted: A nanny For two adorable children Adorable? Well, that's debatable, I must say