Trainwreck

Don't walk out there with your hand open
Good things come to those who wait
She don't even care who she is
She don't care about nothing and nobody
They call it "no class," "no representation"
My take on today's woman
You got so many different flavors
You got so many different types
Give me the package deal
Any woman that know how to cook a good 22-pound ham
Hoody-hoo
Nothing like a tall, 6-foot-5 woman for a short man like me
To fill up a good waterbed
I'm only 67
I still got a lot more time to find the right one
And you do need to find the right one

She move forward like proceed
Keep heads up like nosebleed
A piece of the East or the North
But she all from the change so she cover all globally
Devil to touch faith, so I'm holy
Bullets found the target, the gun know me
Her past life begs for my memory
A fan of her large and I'm a member, see
I give into her like bad food
Sucker for love, yeah, I'm that dude
But when she's on the wood, she give good oral
When I'm not with her, I get withdrawal
Lord, I'm half a man without a one to call
She claim the math of man she's a wonder doll
Her neck is nice, she'll leave you floored
Like a nine snake on third round
She like my snake in a bird tail
I'm addicted by design, a fiend
Ever try to cut me from her team

Don't turn your back when she's on that track
Watch out for that trainwreck
'Cause when she come, you better watch your back
Watch out, she's a trainwreck

She had me in Starbucks, sipping Frappuccino
I wanna grind on that coffee bean
A couple of cups of that Joe is a bad pep
She'll be swinging on chandeliers
Baby got that skin that can handle years
Mmm, and I won't mind if she fucks us
Her mouth game is like Rap-A-Lot
Her Facebook say she aim at this rap a lot
Online surfing for them beach boys
To bring the sand under her feet, boys
She my rock bottom like last offers
Wouldn't write me off like the last offer
Even though she a bomb scare
I'm standing right here, I'm right here

Don't turn your back when she's on that track
Watch out for that trainwreck
'Cause when she come, you better watch your back
Watch out, she's a trainwreck
Don't turn your back when she's on that track
Watch out