Pink Cellphone

Belief in the one true power
Belief in the one true power
Belief in the one true power

Can't stop the sound
(Can you)
Can't stop the sound
I can't stop you

X your eyes
Let the tape roll

X your heart
Let the tape roll

Belief in the one true power

Can't stop the sound
Can you
Can't stop the sound, I can't stop you

X your eyes
Let the tape roll

X your eyes
I'll tell you when

So your trouble continues to multiply
And to grow as a direct result of you being misguided
Deceived, misdirected or fooled
All of these are variations of the basic ego gloried live theme
In which you follow the gospel truth

Pursuing the wrong ideals and goals that lead you into sickness
Unto and from this sickness bring the belief in the one true power
That cure that promised to erase the symptoms

That stood between you and your goal
That seductive pure that offered relief and comfort
Without disturbing the faulty system of your beliefs
The belief in the one true power
Forever and ever one nation under buttfucking*
Of the Father, the Son, and the Holy buttfucking* in Jesus' name
Amen

Greasy filthy handjobs in truck stop restrooms
Hot-carling all over my
Hot-carling I turned that into a verb
I hope you appreciate it
Carling. Hot-Carling Academy
It's the school where you go to learn how to butt fuck

It's in England
They don't have blowjobs there
Because they're uncircumcised and that is just disgusting
So they have to butt-fuck
Which is also disgusting because that extra foreskin trapped all the germs
And the poop and the butt-fucking residue
It's sin
And that is why British people have bad teeth Amen