I Feel Just Like A Child

(Okay, we're rolling again)

Well, I feel just like a child
Yeah, I feel just like a child
Well, I feel just like a child
Well, I feel just like a child

From my womb to my tomb
I guess I'll always be a child
Well, some people try and treat me like a man
Yeah, some people try and treat me like a man

Well, I guess they just don't understand
Yeah, some people try and treat me like a man
They think I know shit
But that's just it
I'm a child

Well, I need you to tell me what to wear
Yeah, I need you to help me comb my hair
Yeah, I need you to come and tie my shoes
Yeah, I need you to come and keep me amused

From my cave to my grave
I guess I'll always be a child
Well, I need you to help me reach the door

And I need you to walk me to the store
And I need you to please explain the war
And I need you to heal me when I'm sore
You can tell by my smile
That I'm a child

And I need you to sit me on your lap
And I need you to make me take my nap
Could you first pull out a book and read me some of that
'Cause I need you to make me take my nap

And I need you to recognize my friends
'Cause they're there even though you don't see them
They got their own chair, a plate and a seat
You know I won't touch my food unless they eat

From the roof to the floor
I'll crawl around some more
I'm a child

And I need you to help me blow my nose
And I need you to help me count my toes
And I need you to help me put on my clothes
And I need you to hide it when it shows

From be my daddy's sperm
To being packed in an urn
I'm a child

And when I steal you've gotta smack me til I cry
Don't you stop 'til all the tears run dry
See I was born thinking all under the sky
I didn't belong to a couple of old wise guys

From sucking on my mama's breast
To when they lay my soul to rest
I'm a child
Well, I'm a little child
Oh, I'm a little child
I guess I'll always be a little child