Turbulence Anthem

When she see the size of my dick, she start slurpin' it
Every time I jump it's a (whole bunch of turbulence)
She like "DigBar, what is that?"
Baby, I ain't never heard of it?
I told her that she better get to motherfucking learning it

So I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up, and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y'all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear

My turbulence come through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence, never run out of ammo

Man, I just tried to get JustJoOfficial up on the track
Man, I hit him with a DM, but he never hit me back
And I had to hurry up and get this out because it slaps
But if he wanna hop up on the part two, I run it back

Everybody think of turbulence as something on a plane
But this shit the real turbulence, the other shit is lame
This shit sound like niggas clapping at the end of a game
This shit sound like cheeks clapping in the middle of a train

Y'all know it's DigBar, and when I get my dick hard
My shit started jumping like the lamp off of Pixar
And everyone listening to this and saying pause?
I'ma use my turbulence to give your ass a round of applause (woo)

How the hell's it gay when it's my own dick?
Rapping 'bout the turbulence, my nigga call me GTurbo
2024, I'ma do a with G Herbo
All this off the dome

There ain't no script, there ain't no teleprompter
When I start jumping, it get real like a helicopter
People be thinking that it's an earthquake in Hong Kong
But it's really just this big cake and long dong

When she see the size of my dick, she start slurpin' it
Every time I jump it's a (whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, "DigBar, what is that?"
Baby, I ain't even never of it
I told her that she better get to motherfucking learning it

So I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up, and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y'all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear

My turbulence come through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence, never run out of ammo

Agh, we ain't even on a plane though
Turbulence done caught a couple bodies, call him Jane Doe
Gay guys hittin' on me, tryna tase the rainbow
Sorry, I can't do that man, you gotta let this plane go

Peeped the helicopter and I changed locations
I don't go for single women, all the good hoes taken
Think you can handle the shaking? Baby, you must be mistaken
I go from front and the back, and I leave you cooked like this bacon

This shit got a mind of its own, giving me attitude
Everybody's praising it like God, giving gratitude
All these homophobic motherfuckers, bitch. I'm mad at you
Only know you don't like dick because you had it, dude

Animal control, I'm a dog, they wanna get my caught
Lil Uzi Vert turbulence, I just wanna rock
Talking about turbulence, to summarize, we got a lot
And like a shitty FedEx worker, I beat up the box

When she see the size of my dick, she start slurpin' it
Every time I jump it's a (whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, "DigBar, what is that?"
Baby, I ain't even heard of it
I told her that she better get to motherfucking learning it

So I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up, and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y'all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear

My turbulence come through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that shit could play piano
My shit could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence, never run out of ammo