Getting What He Asked For

She's got a tale to tell of a detonation
Put a shotgun there in your lap
Was her patience gone?
Yeah, you'd better believe it
She'd been holed up here for a decade or two
But made a goddamn choice, and it all ended now
So you'd better quit your complaining

Through the front door, in the kitchen
Heard the door slam, wondered what she's missing
Takes a breath, welcomes death
Holds back a cough
(One, two, three, four!)

Well, she'd been dealing with this motherfucking man in her home
Who shouldn't live to see what the ending is like
Oh no, she's not letting him get there
If he was man enough for a minute or two
He might have seen this coming from a mile away
Don't you think she's got a good reason?

Through the front door, in the kitchen
Heard the door slam, wondered what he's missing
Then she turned tail, took the first door
She made escape, bitch, you're getting what you asked for

Cut him up, cut him up with a hacksaw
In his blood, in his blood's where she'll end up
Ashes and dust like the whole population
Of planet Earth, yeah, you bet that's where they'll join up
But for the first time in twenty years, I'm
Happy to be in my house, so I might light
A cigarette, tells herself
Holds back a cough as the bomb tears her ass off

First thing he saw was the glitter of the saw in her hand
He didn't get it at first 'cause he didn't quite understand
Why she even would bother
Tries to lock up the door, but he can't
She kicked it in, didn't matter if he latched it
Didn't speak up, didn't get to
Because his head blew apart

She cut him up, cut him up with a hacksaw
In his blood, in his blood's where she ends up
Ashes and dust like the whole population
Of planet Earth, yeah, you bet that's where they'll join up

But as the world ends, it's hard to pretend
She got her way and it's a satisfying end
Closes her eyes, takes a drag
Has a last thought as she climbs off the carpet
Ears still ringing from the detonation
And a shotgun sitting to the side of a car lot
Dude, it's not so fucking depressing