When A Man Loves His Pizza

The game is tense, the night is long
One more battle, one more song
But then I feel that hunger call
HP low, I need it all!

Then the doorbell rings, my fate is sealed
A hero arrives in a cardboard shield!

When a man loves his pizza
Nothing else comes close
Hot or cold, every bite's a perfect dose!
Through wins and losses, through highs and lows
Pepperoni love is all he knows!

When a man loves his pizza

Victory tastes like extra cheese
Defeat's not bad with crust like these
No judgment here, no fight, no blame
Pizza loves me all the same!

Toppings stacked just how I choose
No matter what, I never lose!

When a man loves his pizza
Nothing else comes close
Hot or cold, every bite's a perfect dose!
Through wins and losses, through highs and lows
Pepperoni love is all he knows!

When a man loves his pizza

Some need buffs, some need heals
I need pizza—let's make a deal
No pay-to-win, no DLC
Just one more slice to set me free!

Set me free!

When a man loves his pizza
Nothing else comes close
Hot or cold, every bite's a perfect dose!
Through wins and losses, through highs and lows
Pepperoni love is all he knows!

When a man loves his pizza
Ohh when a man
When a man loves his pizza

Late-night raids, a flawless fight
Pizza's love will treat me right
Every bite, a perfect score
Press "start" and bring me more!