Slide 2 Me

I was naive
One of those things you should see coming
I was naive
I'll just leave
Spare us both some headache and cleanup
I'll just leave
Ran in the liquor store
Yelled "get on the goddamn floor"
Man at the counter smiles wide
He's been waiting his whole life
I was shot
One of those things to avoid at all cost
I was shot
I ran hard
Hopped a fence with only one arm
I ran hard
Helicopter and dogs
Bleeding out in someone's yard
Man cracks his window blinds
He's been waiting his whole life
I went big
Made some bad decisions
I admit I went big
I had fun
Ended up handcuffed in the ER
I had fun
I had fun
Yeah, I had fun