I'Ve Been Sent To The Head

Verse 1		I’ve been sent to the head!
			I’m guessing it’s for something I said.
			Well, all I did was mention 
			That it was my intention
			To paint the class hamster red,
			Though I never really meant to, 
			But now I’ve been sent to the head!

	Verse 2		I’ve been sent to the boss!
				I reckon that the reason’s because
				I put some old PE socks
				Inside the teacher’s lunch box,
				And I suppose it made her cross,
				Though I never really meant to, 
				But now I’ve been sent to the boss!

Verse 3		I’ve been sent to the chief,
			To give my teacher half an hour’s relief!
			’Cause with my constant humming,
			My tapping and my drumming,
			I’m causing her a whole load of grief,
			Though I never really meant to, 
			But now I’ve been sent to the chief!

	Verse 4		I’ve been sent to the head!
				And now I’m filled with fear and with dread!
				’Cause according to my teacher
				The head’s a monstrous creature, 
				Who eats children for breakfast,
				Wears their eyeballs as a necklace,
				And with the bones she’s ground up
				She’ll…..hang on! Am I being wound up?
				Well, I guess I’ll soon find out 
				If it’s true ’cause I’m about to see the head!