Bible Belt

Church ladies all can't hold their tongues
Cause there's tattoos on the new drummer
The girls in the choir all hate my guts
Cause the pastor's son wants my number
They saw some old boots in my trunk
They called me a dancing heathen
Someone said I sang at a club
Now, Rumor is I got a demon

A First class flight overseas
Don't make you no missionary
I wore a skirt last week
This week, they preach on modesty
In Jesus I believe
But they don't practice what they preach
I pray before I eat. They pray after they cheat
This Bible Belt is beatin' on me

Gossipin' at bible study
Is she pregnant or getting fat?
Pastor says pray for everybody!
Well, unless they're a democrat
Preacher beggin' us to give He didn't even say please
Does my 10 percent go to his brand new Mercedes?
Pastor's son is smoking pot In the church's parking lot
They whisper about who I kiss Worry 'bout your own dang kids!

A First class flight overseas Dont make you no missionary
I wore a skirt last week
This week, they preach on modesty
In Jesus I believe
But they don't practice what they preach
I pray before I eat. They pray after they cheat
This Bible Belt is beatin' on me

Apostolic turned alcoholic
Spend my dollars on new carpet
Pastor said that he's pro-rockets
But God forbid I shop at Target!
Holy rollers roll their eyes
They all think that I'm backslidin'
They're all praying to the sky
Well, I talked to Jesus, He said I'm fine

In Jesus I believe
But they don't practice what they preach
I pray before I eat
They pray after they cheat
This Bible Belt is beatin' on me
I said this Bible Belt is beatin' on me