Checkmate

I tend, to pack nothin
But a wrench, a grin
And a hypodermic syringe
Came in, to be on top of this
Just outta the sarcophagus
With a modest hypothesis
A punch to your esophagus
I'm drinking paint solvent
So if I had a drinking problem
Then I ain't solved it
I'm high on my own ability
Flirting with death, I'm
Testing my agility
This is my soliloquy
It's a possibility
This is my senility
Fuck any civility
Bring back instability
I'm predictably
A little bit of a liability
Silly me
Oblivious to visibility
Delirious, with serious
Potential for Profit-ability
What I'm hearing is
You can offer me, a deal
If I can be more real?
This is the realer "me"
The realer "we"
The way I'm opening doors
With or without a key
It looks like I must be
Working in reality
The things I dream
Is the shit, that seems
Most real to me
Don't rate me as good
Just expect me to be great
No need to knock on wood
We played war-games
Like Kuwait
Now we're in the endgame
Wait
Three more moves
Then it's checkmate
Don't rate me as good
Just expect me to be great
No need to knock on wood
We played war-games
Like Kuwait
Now we're in the endgame
Wait
Three more moves
Then it's checkmate
Ladies and gents
Your attention
Has been pivotal
In your occipital
Subliminal sense
Of my whimsical
Criminal intent
I'm in your head so much
You outta be
Charging me rent
I'm just part of your own
Inner-desire for dissent
So let's slash some tires
And set trash cans on fire
Hit a calm baby
Make it cry
Call it a crier
And blame the mom-lady
When the police inquire
("She's a fucking liar!")
You don't like my mind?
You're preaching to the choir
That's why I left mine
And live in yours
I like it here, and plan to retire
Lemme give you the tour
Here to inspire?
(Yeah, ok. Sure)
Don't say the way I think is sick
Just cuz I wanna
Remix reality
And cherry-pick my factuality
You can suck a hairy-dick
I am what I set out to be
Don't wave your scalpel at me
A head doctor?
How can you be? I heard
You work at Applebee's
(Aw, fuck it)
Bring back the beat
Don't rate me as good
Just expect me to be great
No need to knock on wood
We played war-games
Like Kuwait
Now we're in the endgame
Wait
Three more moves
Then it's checkmate
Don't rate me as good
Just expect me to be great
No need to knock on wood
We played war-games
Like Kuwait
Now we're in the endgame
Wait
Three more moves
Then it's checkmate
Welcome to the endgame
Wait
You lose
In three moves
Let the record state
This is checkmate