Blazers On The Beach

Picture this: It’s summer and I’m headed to the Rockaways
Gonna maybe hit that bagel place, get breakfast on the way 
Out to the good spots, you know the good spots
Like down on the boardwalk where they got them coconuts with straws
I couldn’t find the party drugs so I stole a bunch of Claritin
Gonna bump a line of Zyrtec for comparison
You bring the bikinis, I’ll bring the bellinis
But first things first: I put on my blazer

Blazer on the beach 
I wear my blazer on the beach
Where? On the beach 
As I’ve just mentioned I am on the beach 

You say I’m too formal well maybe you’re just too normal
Ain’t no law against looking good at the beach 
It’s not a crime, I’m not sellin’
I'm just a man with pre-cut melon (pre cut pre cut yo that’s wassup, let’s turn it up)

Up top I’m rockin’ formalwear
Above my sun-kissed derriere
The ladies they all stare-ierre
I say the more the merrier
Keep it on when I’m swimming
Don’t mind if it gets wet
This is seers****r, sucka
No need to get upset

I wear my blazer on the beach
I wear my blazer on the beach
Where? On the beach 
I wear it right here when I’m on the beach

Blazer on the beach
I wear my blazer on the beach
Where? On the beach 
As I’ve just mentioned, I am on the beach 

If you’re interested in wearing a blazer on the beach listen closely as our menu options may have changed

Step 1: Go to the beach
Step 2: Put your blazer on
Step 3: Sing this song
I wear my blazer on the beach

I wear my blazer in the club
I wear it in the tub
I wear it in the house
I wear it with a mouse
He’s got a tiny blazer too
Little Stu, tell the people how we do

I wear my blazer on the beach
I wear my blazer on the beach
People turn around, like they’re checking me out
In my blazer on the beach
I wear my blazer on the beach
I wear my blazer on the beach
Hottest on the coast just do the most
In my blazer on the beach

Hot like a laser shooting like a blazer beam

Bee Ell Aye Zee Ee Arr
This is who we are