Posh Birds

Oi, Rashomon, seriously bruv, let's think about it
Do you want some little rough ting coming up to you going
"I really, really wanna suck your dick, yeah"
Or do you want, like, some proper posh
Nice ting coming up to you going
"I really want to suck your cock"

Tell me what you want me to do
You just tell me what you want and I'll do it
Tell me what you want me to do
You just tell me what you want and I'll do it

Now tell me, why do they like geezers?
And why should they please us?
'Cause surely, if they're posh and rich, they're picky like tweezers
But still, they try and seize us, I pop 'em with ease
Maybe they're dropping to their knees because I'm dropping my T's
She had me when she said "L", you know my legs spread well
At school, I weren't a prefect, but they called me the head girl
Pronunciation, runnier than honey, I think it's kinda funny
'Cause though she wants my cock, I want her daddy's money
Into the toilet, skip the foreplay, grip the doorway
Like "BK, you can have it your way"
She's so polite, she'll always say "Was that okay?"
She always pays for the taxi home, she's clearly a giver
But unlike all the cabbies, she goes south of the river

You can say what you like about posh birds
You can think what you want about rich girls
But they hear my geezer voice in the club
Yo, and we always ending up in the bedroom
Tell me what you want me to do
You just tell me what you want and I'll do it
Tell me what you want me to do
You just tell me what you want and I'll do it

Another weekend to overspend
Chat a bird up just to bury my ends
Plunder their underwear, trust me, bruv, you best beware
You want the front cover of Vanity Fair
You ain't gonna find it in Leicester Square
Where sluts get pissed beyond compare
End up looking the worse for wear
You ain't gotta act like a millionaire
If you wanna get your hands on the silverware
What do I mean? I hear you ask
A piece of ass with a piece of class
Posh little rich girl, wants to be an it-girl
Prim and proper voice but you know she sucks dick well
Head off to Chelsea, the pussy there is wealthy
Appetite for geezers are very, very healthy
Saw a little blonde ting trying her stuff
I could tell she was there from the way she puffed
Oi love, you wanna bit of rough?
Two hours pass, I'm inside her muff

You can say what you like about posh birds
You can think what you want about rich girls
But they hear my geezer voice in the club
Yo, and we always ending up in the bedroom

Now I know you're probably thinking "Example, he's a snob
Because he's only letting honeys that are posh touch his knob"
See, there's a very good reason these
Young girls are good with their gobs
They see a school that is bored and it's very rewarding
Sitting bored and they're sordid, they midnight marauded
Then escape from their wardens to broaden horizons
They had their little eyes on a couple of guys
And before they even knew it, they were unzipping flies
See, if you take away a childhood, then a child could
Strictly grow up far too quickly like a youth in the wild would
Look at her, she's sweet sixteen in a mink coat
Little would you know that she's proficient at deepthroat

You can say what you like about posh birds
You can think what you want about rich girls
But they hear my geezer voice in the club
Yo, and we always ending up in the bedroom
You can say what you like about posh birds
You can think what you want about rich girls
But they hear my geezer voice in the club
Yo, and we always ending up in the bedroom

And, you know, who the fuck is this Example guy?
He's come out of fucking nowhere
And, you know, just thinks he's fucking some big hot stuff
He's got nothing, he's got nothing
I mean, I've got a brand new Audi A3
I mean, my dad's got a place in Saint Tropez
And I'll take you there if you want, but
You know, it really upsets me because
Well, he's just fucking taking all the women now