No, We'Ll Never Tell Them

And when they ask us
How dangerous it was
Oh we'll never tell them
No we'll never tell them

We spent our pay in some cafe
And fought wild women, night and day
T'was the cushiest job, we ever had

And when they ask us
And they're surely going to ask us
The reason why we didn't win the "Croix de Guerre"

Oh we'll never tell them
No we'll never tell them
There was a front, but damned if we knew where