Dancin' Fool (Live)

I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both of my feet's too long
Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hoping one day I might get it right

I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fool
I hear that beat I jump outta my seat
But I can't compete 'cause I'm a dancing fool
I'ma dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in, see 'em there
I'm gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit my social suicide

I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fooll
I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fool

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong but I'ma dancin' fool
I may be totally wrong but I'ma dancin' fool

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes
My shirts half open, to show you my chain
And the spoon fer up my nose
Well, I am really something
That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke and drink your little drink
While I dance the night away

I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fool
I'ma dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'ma...
I may be totally wrong but I'ma...
I may be totally wrong but I'ma...
I may be totally wrong but I'ma fool

Say darling, can I buy ya a drink?
What's a girl like you doing in a bar like this?
Do you come here often?
Your place or mine?