Muffin Man
Frank Zappa
5:38I don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other And both of my feet's too long Course now right along with 'em I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hoping one day I might get it right I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fool I hear that beat I jump outta my seat But I can't compete 'cause I'm a dancing fool I'ma dancin' fool The disco folks all dressed up Like they's fit to kill I walk on in, see 'em there I'm gonna give them all a thrill When they see me comin' They all steps aside They has a fit while I commit my social suicide I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fooll I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fool The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong I may be totally wrong but I'ma dancin' fool I may be totally wrong but I'ma dancin' fool I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes My shirts half open, to show you my chain And the spoon fer up my nose Well, I am really something That's what you'd probably say So smoke your little smoke and drink your little drink While I dance the night away I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fool I'ma dancin' fool I may be totally wrong but I'ma... I may be totally wrong but I'ma... I may be totally wrong but I'ma... I may be totally wrong but I'ma fool Say darling, can I buy ya a drink? What's a girl like you doing in a bar like this? Do you come here often? Your place or mine?