In France

We're playin' in a tent
It's payin' the rent
If you pooch a civilian
It's a mayor event
Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby
An' they piss in the street
Down in France
Way down in France
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Way on down
In France

They got diseases
Like you never seen
Got a mystery blow-job
Turn your peter green
Down France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
In France

They got some coffee
Eatin' right through the cup
An' when they go ka-ka
They make you stand up
Down in France
Way down in France
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Way on down
In France

If you're not careful
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like a native
For a couple of weeks
Down in France
Way down in France (Isn't that amazing)
Way on down
Way on down
In France

(We'll suck that son)

We cannot wait
Till we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodles react
Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down

Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France