I'Ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts

Down at an English fair, one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath a flair

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist"
That's what the showman said

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands me wife, the idol of me life
Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch"

Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch"
Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch"
Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball
Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch"

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they're lovely)
There they are, all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said

Now, that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (la-da-da-da-da)
Every ball you throw will make me rich (la-da-da-da-da)
There stands me wife, the idol of me life
Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch" (all together now)

Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch" (harmony)
Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch"
R-r-r-r-roll a bowl, a ball (roll a bowl, a ball)
Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch"

Singin', "Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch"