Somebody'S Watching Me - (From 'You Don'T Mess With The Zohan')

I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from 9 to 5
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the twilight zone?

I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
Tell me, is it just a dream?

When I come home at night
I lock the door real tight
People call me on the phone
I'm trying to avoid
Oh, do the people on TV see me
Or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers don't like me
Or excite me too much
That's why

I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
Who's playing tricks on me?

(Who's watching me?)
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me?
Well, is the mailman watching me?
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
The IRS?

I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
Tell me, is it just a dream?
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
Who's playing tricks on me?
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
Who's playing tricks on me?
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy (oh oh oh oh)
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me...