Girl Math

You said your mom called at 11:15
But her number doesn't end in
Nine-two-eight-three

Dyed my hair every color under the sun
But I swear to God, no
I ain't never been blond

Put two and two together, but it's just not adding up
Can someone make this make sense?
'Cause I think my answer's wrong

Girl math, counted up the hard facts
Let's divide us in half
Rip you out of the the equation

No us, I call that a big plus
With you it's a minus, subtract you real fast
And do some girl math (girl math)

You think I'm stupid and I don't have a clue
But I figured out her name and favorite shampoo
Whoa

Put two and two together, but it's just not adding up
Can you please make this make sense?
'Cause you know my answer's wrong

Girl math, counted up the hard facts
Let's divide us in half
Rip you out of the the equation

No us, I call that a big plus
With you it's a minus, subtract you real fast
And do some girl math

I'm wrong, you're right
This pretty little head of mine
Couldn't put it together, no

Just dumb luck that I'm right
My math is mathin' all
Your lies

Girl math, counted up the hard facts
Let's divide us in half
Rip you out of the the equation

No us, I call that a big plus
With you it's a minus, subtract you real fast
And do some girl math (girl math)