Real Big Hitter

I'm a real big hitter
Split shift
9-5
I don't miss
I'm a real big hitter
I don't miss
Split shift
9-5

I'm not here but I'm getting close
I'm not listening 
I wish I had 
Bones to pick
Salt to lick
I've got Cheques to bounce
Babies to kiss 
I heard they done a Reno down the co-op 
It never got going
But it don't stop
Gimme the key
Let me see 
Baby 
I'll Cut the ribbon
Just Gimme those scissors 

I'm a real big hitter
Split shift
9-5
I don't miss 

I said my baby banks with Halifax
cnd that's alright
I wish I wore a tie for a living
I just get by for a living
I know you wanna give me that big cheque
You know you're never getting your pen back 
Cos that's mine

Coffee percolator and a trusty steed
Only two things a man should ever need
We'll go back to back
Baby no fuss
I got a child fare ticket for the omnibus 

I'm a real big hitter
Split shift
9-5
I don't miss