Ratlicker

Where did he come from, and where has he been?
He slithered into the sewers with a shit eating grin
Yeah he's covered in filth, he's got a fetid bouqet
Caught in every honey bucket from here to Bombay

Run out of town, run out of luck
Hunkered down underground in the muck like a schmuck
Now he's up to his tits in a pit full of shit
But there's something about him, you just have to admit

He slides down in a manner oblique
A drooling pervert who just wants a peek
His point of view is completely unique
Ratlicker!

He's rancid, he's greasy, he's swarming with flies
He's got a fungal infection and a case of pink eye
Effluence drips in rivulets from his lips
As he grips both nips by their decroded tips

He slides down in a manner oblique
A drooling pervert who just wants a peek
His point of view is completely unique
He's been in there for about half a week

Rat carcass bloated with maggots
Floating through puckers of scum
He opens his mouth in the sewage
And chews it as if it were gum

Ratlicker!