The Joplin Spider

That spider
What?
Shh, shh, long legs
Fucking hell
It's blinding, it's just weird
That, that looks poisonous
Ah, yeah
Seriously?
Yeah, I'd say so
Y'know, spider venom's extra lethal to primates

Colorful sailors washed up on the shore
Caught up on bad times
Spider in the ditch, she saw it all
Now she's tryin' to ride dance

Colorful sailors washed up on the shore
Fell upon the viaduct
Spider in the ditch, she saw it all
Waiting for the wrong time