Parting Shot

We came and we conquered
All that we saw
Now here's a parting shot
Right across the jaw

Before I take my leave of Earth
There's some things I'd like off my chest
A final chance to set things straight
And leave no room to guess
How to conduct the terms of affairs
After war has retreated
To ensure that destiny
Will see the pigs defeated
For it seems fate has decreed
That we soon shall be parted
And I'll leave you with a chance
To win the war we started

From the time we made your race
From the first words you spoke
We saw the law that rules your lives
Is just a joke

Thou shalt not kill? You make me laugh
Far from criminal, it's craft
Thou shalt not steal? Come on, get real
Do what you will, do as you feel
We came and we conquered
But before that we saw
That do what thy wilt
Be the whole of the law

What will you do when we are gone?
Those who defew will carry on

We came and we conquered
All that we saw
Now here's a parting shot
Right across the jaw

Priests are raping choir boys
Cops are paid to kill
Doctors spreading sin's disease
Every time you take a pill
The courts are run by liars
Judges are more fun on fire
And their boss is even worse
Politicians, thrice we curse

From the time we made your race
From the first words you spoke
We saw the law that rules your lives
Is just a joke

We came and we conquered
All that we saw
Now here's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you

Your God's long dead
So don't waste your time
On overzealous hypocrites
Who call chaos a crime
Eat the rich, kill the poor
Worship always your master's war
Never trust your parents
Especially when they're older
Always use a beer doozy
It keeps it that much colder
To all this and ten times more
I'll make sure that we stop on tour
And get you up to date with war
We curse the Earth forevermore

From the time we made your race
From the first words you spoke
We saw the law that rules your lives
Is just a joke

We came and we conquered
All that we saw
So here's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you
Right across your fucking jaw