Look At This Face (Oh My God They'Re Gorgeous)

Look at this face, what do you see?
Look at it, dad, what do you see?
What do you see? Say it, say it!
Uh-uh, it's a face!
Yeah, but what kind of face?
Uh, pale, pasty, psychotic
No Dad!
It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop-dead handsome face!

Sparkles, professional male model
Sparkles, professional male model

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I'm gonna become, a male model
I'm like a rough diamond that just needs a little polishing, that's all
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Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas
To train to become successful male models
Bring your beautiful face, and a check for 60 dollars

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You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God, they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God, they're gorgeous!