I'M Keeping Your Poop (Live In Scotland)

Two, three, four

I'm keepin' your poop in a jar
'Til the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are
Yeah, I'm keepin' your poop in a jar
Hallelujah, Lord

You thought you took everything
But you left something behind for me
I scooped it out, I bottled it up
And now it's there on a stand by my bed to remind me
In case I ever forget
You're just a piece of (sniff) poop

Keepin' your poop in a jar
'Til the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are
Yeah, I'm keepin' your poop in a jar

Let me testify

Play it pretty for the greatest city in the world, man

Had a moment of weakness once
So I opened the lid for a smell
That's when it all came back to me, baby
In one vaporous rush, I remembered you well
How could I ever forget?
Lord, you're just a piece of (sniff) poop

Keepin' your poop in a jar
'Til the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are
Yeah, I'm keepin' your poop in a jar
Oh, everybody sing, come on, y'all
Keepin' your poop in a jar, come on, testify
'Til the day you come back
So I don't forget just what you are
Yeah, keepin' your poop in a jar, hallelujah, Lord
Keepin' your poop in a jar, yeah
Keepin' your poop in a jar

Oh God, that's beautiful
Now you guys must be a Del Amitri gig over in Edinburgh
You guys might be a Texas show up in Aberdeen
I think these folks are a Garbage gig in Dundee
Well, I'm keepin' your
Hey, I'm just tryin' to tell you I love you, hey
I'm keepin' your
Oh, glory, hallelujah
I said I'm keepin' your poop in a jar