The Silver Hawaiian

Land sakes alive, the steak's alive
Give him a hug and he drinks and he drives
Why the long, long face Mr. Ed?
The hour of darkness and the hour of dread

Hey, Betty, ah Betty, ah Betty, oh Betty
Hey, Betty, little Betty, big Betty, fat Betty
Hey, Betty, ah Betty, hot Betty, oh Betty
Hey, Betty, little Betty, Betty, Betty, my Betty

Find 'em, and grind 'em, and never remind 'em
Biscuits and jam, you're eating your pie too
Minor legends

And you're right too, right too, right too, right
Right too, right too
Right, give 'em, give 'em
Give 'em a hug