Benchpressing Dead Midgets

Soon after I started lifting
I knew I've reached my limits
I trained and trained but I couldn't get no pump in
By accident I discovered
What I would really need
Benchpressing dead midgets
I started stealing them from christmas villages or Disneyland
I stopped hitting the gym and started hitting the midgets
After my workout I pop their heads and drink their blood like protein shakes
Their bodies are my protein bars
My arms are swelling, my mind's decreasing
I'm the only bodybuilder eating childsized meals
I put them in my basement
Into a filthy cage
And then I forcefeed them protein
Until they all get fat
My PR are 15 at a time
Seven on each side
And one in the center that
Bleeds
Down into my throat
Ecstatically I drink
My face covered in the divine dwarf's juice
then I pose infront of the mirror drenched in blood
My pecs swollen bigger than my head
A pleasure that you can't understand
I'm glad that shit is vegan
I could never harm an animal