Mookie Mookie (The Cassette Tapes Version)

Mookie Mookie making me say please
Pretty as a doll prettier than Dita Von Teese
Oh Mookie Mookie You got me on my knees

You say I'm a monster you say I'm mean and cruel
But the way I see it you're playing me for a fool
Oh Mookie Mookie making me lose my cool

I've got my mind on the whiskey I'm drinking 5 Jessica Jones
Feel it in my body feel it in my sour mash bones
Oh Mookie Mookie leaving me on my own

Sometimes I feel stuck sometimes I get out of line
I get on my truck and drive towards the Hollywood Sign
Oh Mookie Mookie making me lose my mind

I've got a CHiP on my shoulder driving on the 101
Making me do things that I never ever woulda done
Oh Mookie Mookie the end has only begun

In the wee-small hours tomorrow when the rooster crows
I'll walk down to the harbor honey where the foghorn blows
Get on that ship Mookie Mookie wherever she blows

I try my best but everything I do is wrong
I thought I could take it but maybe I'm not that strong
So goodbye Mookie Mookie 
Mookie Mookie so long