New Age Girl (From "Dumb & Dumber")

Yeah
Ah!

I've got a new age girl (tell us what she's like)
Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike?)
She has a crystal necklace (she spends a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless (she's heading for a crash)

Oh, her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing, where did we begin?

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon in love with all the sexagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone

Ah!

You know she drives a wagon car (how does she like it?)
It doesn't get her far (why she doesn't bike it?)
But it gets her to where she's going to (I don't know, I don't know, I don't know)
Where that is, wish I knew

Don't know where she's going
And I don't know where she's been
All I know that loving her has got to be a sin

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon in love with all the sexagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone

Ah!

Mary Moon, will you hesitate?
Don't segregate your thoughts from your emotions (Mary Moon)
I know devotion isn't way up there (there)

Ah!

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon in love with all the sexagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she's an intellectual (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, despite that fact, remains quite sexual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
She's the one for me, me, oh (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Ah!