Female Lead

I watched my favourite movie
And thought that maybe I could be
Just like the female lead
So I went out to buy some bleach

I put it in my black hair
And waited for an hour
But when I washed it out
Oh, God, I've let my mother down

I look nothin' like Madonna
More like an '80s horror film
I'll have to wear a hat
Until my golden hair turns black

I drank some holy water
I thought maybe that would wash it out
No, I'm no perfect daughter
Of that, I never had a doubt

There's matters far more pressin'
Than lettin' hair drive me insane
But I'm ashamed to say
That I have always been this vain