3 Pound Pints

The morning commute feels like
Getting punched in the penis by a mallet
And then asking a man with a mallet
If he'd like it to do it again after the weekend
My mum said, "Work hard in school," so I did
Why am I more miserable than the kids that didn't?
What the fuck happen to 2020 vision?
I spent most of my time that year in a prison
I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for a three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?
It's unusual
I go to the shop and there is 50 million types of bottled water
That doesn't seem very useful
One notion
David Attenborough makes me feel like shit for using a straw
While BP takes oil spill wanks in the ocean
I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you find a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?
What annoying day
The government can lie about pretty much everything
But I get fired for taking excessively long toilet breaks
It's awesome
People say go back to where you came from
(Go back to where you came from!)
I was literally born in Portsmouth, been here most of my life
I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for a three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?
Was a very powerful thing, but became very arrogant
And um, started to really intrigue people and just be bothered about anything
Kill people, just became ruthlessly drunk—
(Was he good at something?)