Bugz On My Nutz

Well, I don't understand the phenomenom
We fucking these hoes that look like spalalala
Rich boys think that it's shitty
But I like fucking crackheads with one titty (fuck yeah)
And I do it at the drop of a dime
And I get the scabies almost every time (every time)
So let's talk about my nutsack
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzack

Well, I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch
I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch
'Cause bitch, if I'm itchin' when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock, swing it on your dome

You didn't think nothin' of it, just let me stick it
Probably should've known, 'cause I thought I heard crickets
In your neden, but I wasn't sayin' nuttin' though
I wasn't sayin' nuttin' 'til I'm done nuttin', ho

And now I'm like, "Bitch, how can this be"
Tryna to sleep, and my nuts are up and watchin' TV
Then try to walk to the store and get a .40
How'd these bugs get on me?

Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Probably that homeless fat redneck bag lady
That I fucked in the shed
Then the little critters on my ding-a-ling said

Your nuts, we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts, we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts

Your nuts, we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts, we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts

Spurs on my boots and I don't give a hoot
'Cause I got me a pretty woman's love

I met this bitch and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic
Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznack
So tell me what's up with that

Should've said something 'bout your bug problem
Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, bitch!
Can't keep my motherfucking hands out my drawers
Stick a roach motel up under your balls

Nah, I'd rather stick 'em in a deep-fry
And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang
So you wanna fuck around, always gotta buck around
Lift up your ding-a-ling, nothing but a bug ya found (oh!)

Now they call you funky nuts 'cause you like funky butts
Scratchin' and bitin' 'em, then they call you monkey nuts
But I ain't sayin' nothin', 'cause you ain't playin' nothing
Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsack track

Better try to rap 'cause the bugs is biting
But I ain't going out like a bitch, yo, fuck that!
Stick 'em in a blender and hit the switch (no!)
Then I hit the bitch

Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
Fucked her in the rumpster, juggalugga humpster
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang
Then I heard my ding-a-ling sang

Your nuts, we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts, we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts

Your nuts, we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts, we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts

Your nuts, we want your nuts (anyway, dog, man)
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts (you know what I'm saying)
Your nuts, we want your nuts (bitches have nuts in their neden)
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts (and then you get bugs on that mother fucking shit)

Your nuts, we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts (what up, man?)
Your nuts, we want your nuts (hey, bitch, fuck you! Scabies?)
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts (check it out, man)

Your nuts, we want your nuts (look, man)
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts (we love all these hoes, you know)
Your nuts, we want your nuts (around)
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts (but you know, we can't be gettin' bugs on our shit)

Your nuts, we want your nuts (you know what I'm sayin'?)
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts (maybe it's the rabies and the motherfucking scabies)
Your nuts, we want your nuts (I can't be having centipedes on my dick, man)
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts (you know what I'm sayin'?)

Your nuts, we want your nuts (the lobsters, no way)
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts (you know, I like man, one of these bitches)
Your nuts, we want your nuts (we Southwest down)
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts (and you know bitches be jocking that shit, man)

Your nuts, we want your nuts (you know what I'm sayin'?)
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts (all you have to be is from the Southwest dot)
Your nuts, we want your nuts (and bitches be like, who is that, man?)

(Ayy), check this out, man, I can remember back in school
Back in elementary school, yeah, shit used to be cool then
You know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause it was all about shootin' dice
And playin' dodgeball and shit, you know?
But then something happened, man, everybody grew up
And now ain't nothin' the same, like this one punk motherfucker
The same motherfucker I was tradin' G.I. Joe's with and playin' kick ball
Is gonna run up on me and throw a gang sign talkin' about
He's gettin' to fry my head and shit

Well, fuck you, ya know
'Cause you're still the same fake ass bitch you always was
So, don't come around me with that shit, 'cause I know you too well
You still the same guy that be a six jello eatin' motherfucker you always was
Oh, yeah! And a couple years ago I fucked your sister at your birthday party
So don't come up on me, 'cause I know you too well, bitch boy
Yeah, motherfucking bitch boy!