Headless Boogie

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It's Friday night, dark, scary
Lonely walkin' through the park cemetery
And it's foggy, cold and smoggy
Hear a dog, a howlin' dogie

I'm scared, should've brought a shotgun
Would've, should've, but I ain't got one
But I'll watch my back, and what's that?
The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback

Better run, hide, quick, fast
It's comin' for my ass with a shovel
Nowhere to run or to hide but a grave pit
So I dove in, I did the dumb shit

Took a fall, even at six foot
Down the stairs hit a floor
And through a door
Into a whole new world of stiffs

Bodies, heads and sexy little dead chicks
Club lights, sounds bass
DJ's spinnin' with maggots on their face
But what I saw next that really took me
Uhh, they did the headless boogie

Ayo, I heard that you died (yea)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (get live)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide (the headless boogie)

Ayo, I heard that you died (yea)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (get live)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide

Oh, yeah, we dug up the finest bitches in the graveyard
So come on down
And if you ain't come to get your funk out
Then get the fuck out, bitch

They all stand straight and swing to the side (uh)
No heads, but they feet still glide (uh-huh)
Take a step back, twist and dive (yea)
I even seen Kurt Cobain gettin' live

No heads, but they all funky
And drunk, drinkin' old spunky
Don't be shy, everyone's able
Hit the floor leave your nugget on the table

And kick step, but when you do kick soft
If they're dead, your legs might fall off
The whole time, I can't believe
I can't conceive, I don't wanna leave

(Hoo), I'm kickin' into a freak with no head
No face but the rest is straight
She's with it, I hit it like a G
Her back fell off, ugh, excuse me

Zombies, mummies and Frankenstein
Drinkin' cisco, disco dead wine
Dead stiffs, comin' through the door
Heads fingers, and limbs on the floor

I'm gettin' drunk, I wanna be down
What's up? I wanna be the headless clown
They rolled out the jigsaw and got raw
That ended it all, I did the headless boogie

Ayo, I heard that you died (yea)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (get live)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide (the headless boogie)

Ayo, I heard that you died (yea)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (get live)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide

Ayo, fuck that voodoo claw shit, bitch
You comin' freakin' with the real dead juggalos
So come on by, and we'll chop your nugget off
So you can freak that shit

Ayo, I heard that you died (that you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (it's time to get live)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide (the headless boogie)

Ayo, I heard that you died (that you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (it's time to get live)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide (go get your headshot)

Ayo, I heard that you died
Fuck that, it's time to get live (yeah)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide (the headless boogie)

Ayo, I heard that you died
Fuck that, it's time to get live (yeah)
Dead bodies, let's all take a ride
Lead to the left and slide