Intro

Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like dancin'
Hold on, sugar, I'm fixin' too right now, three, six, four
Alright, now come over here, woman
Let's get this shindig started, whoo!
C'mon, everybody! (Yee-haw!)
(What's goin' on?)
Now what in the hell is wrong with this juke machine?
(Yeah, what is that?)

Be warned, my children
Six will visit, followed by the crumbling of time itself
Before the coming of Shangri-La, a Dark Carnival will sweep across the land
As a shadow, plagued with destruction
A parade of freaks, jugglers, and death

This wretched nightmare is led by six faces
Three have come, three have gone
The fourth emerges now (now what the hell's going on?)
He walks among us as a shadow, void of light
Powered by your own darkness, strengthened by your own wickedry

A horrid reflection of your very own deep desires cast
And reflected back upon yourself
Brothers and Sisters!
The time has come for the Necromaster
The unleashing of the fourth joker's card
The arrival of The Great Milenko, Milenko, Milenko

Fuck this damn thing!
Maryanne, what in the hell is wrong with this music box?
Don't mind that old thing, honey, it does that all the time