Red Neck Hoe '99

Ain't that about a hoot?
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills
Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, (yaw)
Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to
Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, that fuckin red neck
Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck

Bitch you're a red neck (ho)
But I gives a fuck I'm bout to step
I never met a southern belle cowpoke (nope)
And I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk
I can't believe that
Every time you smile you look like Cactus Jack
Just cut the lights out
Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
Bitch I knows you's a freak

Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch
I don't square dance
I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants (woop-woop!)
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know that I'm a Juggalo gigolo
Wait hold up (What?)
I can't have Pa starin at my butt
Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzos

Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)
Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A bitch with a beard and a red neck
Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck

Bitch it's Shagg's
Before I teabag your face take off them rags
You been chillin in the barn all night and day
Shoveling horse shit and fuckin with hay
Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag
I don't give a fuck play Ricky Skaggs
Yeah that's right bump Conway Twitty
With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty
Bitch I roll down south

With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth
And sport a ten-gallon cowboy hat
But after I tap it, man fuck that
Bitch! I'm from the big city
And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty
Aww shit it's Wilbur's daughter
Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her
Bitch drop them hog balls
She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
She looked like a crow that's all I know
But I still fucked that red neck ho

Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)
Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch

I know a red neck bitch named Raelita, straight stacked
Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth
But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
Now I remember when she milked the cows
Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out
Got me itching on my balls, and I'm rubbing my wang
That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang
Hey there Missy I'm from the East

And I wouldn't mind laying in the hay for a piece
You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's
Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws
And even hum a little something sweet by Clint Black
While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac
You like it rough bitch told you I'mma bring the pain
She said, ain't that damn movie by John Wayne

Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck

Bitch it's Twiztid with a Z
You red neck ho is you fuckin with me?
Neden scabbed up like a horses ass
But I'mma tap it anyway and use your hair for my nut rag
Bitch what the fuck?
Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt
Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
And I saw more teeth on an apple
Bitch you better ask Uncle Gus
Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get fucked up
Oh me? I talk to the spirits
Witches, demons, and they all keep screaming

Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)
Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)
Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a bitch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)

Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck ho and put your dick in her mouth
Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck ho and put your dick in her mouth