Splish Splash

Come on over, I'm saying
We'll hang out in my room and watch Forensic Files and all that
I got my cable back on
Well, yeah! You know, after we handle that

You know, that splashy, splash
You know what it is, bitch, I can't-
I can't be havin' you all in my bed
Until I get in there and scrub that butthole clean
Ain't no tellin' where that shit's been

Splish, splish splash
Bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine

(Well), splish, splish splash
Bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine

Hey, welcome to mi case, my baby señorita
Jump up in the tub and do some scrubbing, ooh you need ta
Pass my soap, I clean us, splashin', my splash might seem infectious
Squeaky clean them titties down so I can see my clown reflection

Hey, let's get that pussy sparkling, split that tushie park it in
Swim at you like I'm Jaws, but this shark is your friend
Scrubby scrubbin', did he rinse your ass?
Hit from the back, soapy lovin', titty prints on glass

I got my snorkel and my scuba gear, fuck them dorks that you've been near
That neden blowin' bubbles, pink, and blue in the air
Hey baby, see us fuckin' in the mirror? Fog it up, we disappear
Baby, I just made your neden fart, or it's a frog in here

I've been shipwrecked, doomed, alone on that lagoon
Then you got here, boom, as big as a hot air balloon
Look when you dickin' it so, shit, you gonna leave on deadlock
Slip it up in the wrong hole, quick to go deep and get stuck (wrong hole!)

Splish, splish splash
Bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine

(Well), splish, splish splash
Bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine

When swimming in my Atlantis, it's like the rest of the world ends
My house is 85 percent baths, so bring your girlfriends
Uh, four shower heads, hot water for an hour
These bitches' ass so dirty, they could grow me a flower

Step inside the Spa Bruce, I'll treat you to my sauna
Take a load off your feet, you big-ass Honey Boo Boo mama, bitch
But if you stay all night, I'll see you tomorrow
About that water bill, for real, you plan to leave a couple dollars?

On my clown face I'ma seat ya, like the taste of your pita
Shaggy's waiting to meet ya, we a double feature, boo
Treat your booty, leave it fruity, coconut scented refreshing
Soft to the touch like crushed velour ink velvet impressions

Hot oil treatment extensions with cherry reflections
Your caramel complexion from exotic connections
Follow my direction for erotic perfection
I'll inject my erection without protection, swim with me, bitch

Splish, splish splash
Splish, splish splash
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine

(Well), splish, splish splash
Bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine

Splish, splish splash (scrub that, scrub that, scrub that butthole clean)
Bitch strip fast (fast, fast, fast, fast)
Soapy subs, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
(Scrub that-, scrub that-, scrub that butthole clean)
Splish, splish splash (clean, clean, butthole)
Bitch strip fast (clean)
Soapy subs, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash (scrub that butthole clean)