Fortnite

Okay... this is the most popular game in the world right now
I'm decent at shooters. Let's see what all the hype is about

Fortnite, ready up the spotlight
Locked tight into every streamer's gun sights
I might give in a little to the hype
But I'll try to not be shy and give up after one fight
I'll bite, getting ready for the royal battle
That's right, you know I'm gonna test your mettle
Foresight, waiting for the green light
Let's be clear, you won't get near me as we hit the drop site

Oh, I'm dead already. That was fast, I just
Landed. Geez. Alright, let me try again

Fortnite, let me get my skills right
I'll fight, aiming down the gun sight
Sit tight, I'll be with you forthright
But to be fair, landing there may not be smart in hindsight

Dammit, dead again. I'm clearly landing in the
Wrong spot. I think I need to change my strategy

That's tight, I'll be flossing on your grave tonight
No spite, these dances bring me much delight

Seriously? I don't even think I landed before I was shot
I just hit the ground dead. No, you know what? One more
Chance, that's all I'm gonna give this. One more try

This bites, I'm not cut out for Fortnite
And I'm dead, nope, nope screw this, done
I'm moving over to Apex Legends instead
Time to call your editor, I'm the Apex predator
Give me all your upvotes like your favorite Redditor

Gah! Dead here too! I've had it with these battle royale
Games! That's it, I'm sticking to Tetris 99 instead

Seriously? 98th place? Son of a-