Sandy Confessions

Down in Yanille in the magic guild
Burt pipe down man i know how you feel
'Bout to lose your job but you gotta be a man
We gon' find out who's hands in the sand
Jim, i just want this shit to pay off
But now a dead guy gonna get me laid off
Water won't work, can't pay my bills
Plus this whole damn town gonna think that i killed

Shut up burt, just let me do the quest
Hand belongs to Clarence i'm gon' put this to rest
Went to Brimhaven had a talk with sandy
That's Burts boss (woo)
This bitch smell like brandy (haa)
Ah god damn burt, he's playin' you
Lyin' 'bout your hours this man ain't paying you
Picked his shitty pocket, now i understand
Pulled my hand out there's a shit load of sand
I don't get it
Cause i just wanna dig up all the sand heaps
Just don't let me (don't let dont let me)

God damn this dude colder than a blizzard
You're under a spell so i'm going to the wizard
Imma kick his ass i'll get Sandy's confession
I'll get the truth while i teach him a lesson
I made this drink, it's just a little potion, take a whiff (woo)
That shit is potent
When he takes this, he cannot tell a lie
Can't wait for him to say that he's been sleeping with a guy
Never mind went back to Burt's works
Slipped it in his tea, took a slurp, how the did he not see
Yo Sandy, yelled at him like his parents
That's right bitch now tell me why you killed Clarence

I (you what, what tell me what)
Just didn't wanna pay that guy
(you talkin' about Burt, you didn't wanna pay my man Burt, fuck you)
He kept lookin' at my eye
(i'll look at your eye, oh your eye's actually fucked up)
And he knows that i am blind
(oh, that's kinda funny, fuck you dude, you're bad guy, god dang)
Have fun in prison Sandy and don't drop the soap
Tryna frame my boy Burt, depriving him of hope
I'm By Release buddy, you remember that name
I hid his body parts all over the game

Wait what, what did you just

Yeah, you gotta start lookin for
You hid his body parts?
His arms, legs, head, they're everwhere
Oh my god