I'D Rather Be Thin Than Famous (1999 Remaster)

I'd rather be thin than famous
I don't wanna be fat
And a woman throws me out of bed
Calling me "Gordo"
And every time I bend to pick up my suspenders
From the davenport floor
I explode loud huge grunto
And disgust everyone in the familio
I'd rather be thin than famous
But I'm fat
Paste that in your Broadway show