Peppermint

Can I have a peppermint?
You can have a peppermint
That's too hot for me
Bleh! Hey! Ah!

I don't like the peppermint
You don't like the peppermint? (No!)
It's too spicy

Well, why'd you ask me for a mint?
I don't know
When did the spiciness begin?
I don't know
Is it all because of me?
I don't know
Am I sleeping on the couch?
Yeah