Country Song

This ain't no country song
About your fuckin' pickup trucks or your grand pappy's farm
This ain't no Nashville scene
I ain't no spiky haired half ass pop star wannabe

So don't let this cowboy hat fool ya
'Cause I ain't some bumpkin who'll amuse ya
No, your labels don't mean shit to me
And neither does the Grand Ol' Opry

This ain't no rock n roll song
About some sporting little prick
Whose daddy pissed him off
This ain't no hip hop track
About your bitches and your hoes
And white guys who think they're black

So don't let this cowboy hat fool ya
'Cause I'll be the first one to screw ya
Yeah, your labels don't mean shit to me
And neither does the Grand Ol' Opry

This ain't no country song
About your hick town trailer parks or your grand pappy's farm
This ain't no Nashville scene
We ain't no spiky haired half ass pop star wannabes

So don't let this cowboy hat fool ya
'Cause I'll be the first one to screw ya
Yeah, your labels don't mean shit to me
And neither does the Grand Ol' Opry

Yeah, so don't let this cowboy hat fool ya
'Cause I ain't some bumpkin who'll amuse ya
No, your labels don't mean shit to me

They fired Hank Williams from the Grand Ol' Opry
They fired Johnny Cash from the Grand Ol' Opry
So it don't mean shit to me!
Someone tell what the fuck is a honky-tonk badonkadonk anyway?