Whiskey Drinking Song

Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you motherfuckers sing along
Here's a song about your ex
And the next little dirty leg that comes along
Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you sexy bitches sing along
Here's a song about the last little limp
Dick one-trick pony you rode

Well, I had real hard years where I been drinking
Been doing everything I can
To stop from thinking

Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you motherfuckers sing along
Here's a song about your ex
And the next little dirty leg that comes along
Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you sexy bitches sing along
Here's a song about the last little limp
Dick one-trick pony you rode

I've been on up this road before
But never so far down it
I couldn't no more

Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you motherfuckers sing along
Here's a song about your ex
And the next little dirty leg that comes along
Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you sexy bitches sing along
Here's a song about the last little limp
Dick one-trick pony you rode (yee-haw)

I guess I've been wasting just crying
When there's pretty girls out on the floor
Who's drinks I should be buying

Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you motherfuckers sing along
Here's a song about your ex
And the next little dirty leg that comes along
Here's your whiskey drinking song
So all you sexy bitches sing along
Here's a song about the last little limp
Dick one-trick pony you rode

Here's your whiskey drinking song
All you motherfuckers sing along
Here's a song about your ex
And the next little dirty leg that comes along
Here's your whiskey drinking song
All you pretty women sing along
Here's a song about the last little limp
Dick one-trick pony you rode

Here's your whiskey drinking song
Yeah, all you motherfuckers sing along
Here's a song about your ex
And the next little dirty leg that comes along
Here's your whiskey drinking song
Yeah, all you sexy bitches sing along
Here's a song about the last little limp
Dick one-trick pony you rode

Here's a song about the last motherfucker, who ever done me wrong
Here's a song about the last motherfucker, who ever done us wrong
That's a lot of motherfuckers in my book, son
God bless you