Midnight Cowboy

Ladies and gentlemen, "theys" and "thems"
Hold on tight, the performance is about to begin (ha-ha-ha-ha)
Flash photography and video is encouraged (ah)
Ha-ha-ha-ha (ah)
Enjoy the show (ah)

Midnight's here and I'm ready to go
(I'ma saddle him up, hold him down, I'ma saddle him up)
Fantasy, leather chaps on the floor
(I'ma saddle him up, hold him down, I'ma saddle him up)

Mm, baby, yeah, I been bad, I'm a real wild bitch, yeah, I'm mental
I'm the ride of your life, not a rental
I'm the editor, call me Mr. Enninful
No vanilla, let's experimental
I'ma show you the ropes, get you whipped on 'em
And I know you needed something you could sin for
I'm about to perform like I'm on tour
Baby, clap for the encore

Giddy up, it's the wild, wild West
And I think it's 'bout time for the midnight cowboy
Giddy up, it's the wild, wild West
And you know what comes next, it's the midnight cowboy

Ayy, better buckle up now, get a little nasty, take you to the old town
Hey, never find a lass who show you what the back do, givin' you the Ginuwine
Neigh, name a better duo, I'll wait nothin' wrong with a little horseplay
Put me in reverse now, bitch, I'm a girl cow, watch me while I sit down

Midnight's here and he's ready to blow
(I'ma saddle him up, hold him down, I'ma saddle him up)
Ecstasy, ponytail, grab a hold
(I'ma saddle him up, hold him down, I'ma saddle him up)

Giddy up, it's the wild, wild West
And I think it's 'bout time for the midnight cowboy
Giddy up, it's the wild, wild West
And you know what comes next, it's the midnight cowboy

They call her, they call her "Calamity Jade"
Giddy, giddy, giddy up, heehaw (ah)

Mm, baby, yeah, I been bad (bad), I'm a real wild bitch, yeah, I'm mental (mental)
I'm the ride of your life, not a rental (rental)
I'm the editor, call me Mr. Enninful
No vanilla, let's experimental
I'ma show you the ropes, get you whipped on 'em
And I know you needed something you could sin for
I'm about to perform like I'm on tour
Baby, clap for the encore

Giddy up, it's the wild, wild West
And I think it's 'bout time for the midnight cowboy (yeah)
Giddy up, it's the wild, wild West
And you know what comes next, it's the midnight cowboy (ah)

Ah, yeah
Giddy, giddy, giddy up, heehaw
Ah, heehaw, I'm really setting the bar
Uh, so fun, the barrel of his gun

Ooh, you better put your hands together, make it clap for miss Jade
Ha, that is a performance, ha-ha-ha-ha