Rock A Bye Baby

I used to fall asleep in lectures
When they’d talk in that monotone
Topics of academic nature
Five seconds flat, and I'd be gone

I used to feel so guilty, I used to feel so bad
For snoozing while some poor joker 
Lectured the class

Singing Rock-a-Bye Baby, Rock-a-Bye Baby
I’d be snoring right there
Louder than the man on the stage

Went to the Royal College website
To try to listen in again
When I woke up six hours later
Strange voices ringing in my head

I didn’t retain anything, I didn’t understand
When the man start talking
My cradle start rocking again

Singing Rock-a-Bye Baby, Rock-a-Bye Baby
So I played it that night 
Went out like a light again

You don't need no prescription
It ain’t like drugs or like drink
Ain’t no risk of addiction
You won't remember a thing

Search high and low on college campus
Your local bookshop, go online
Find talks that make your eyes glaze over
Most boring lectures you can find

Set them to rock you gently, and float up to the stars
But No, No - Not when you’re driving in your car!!!

Singing Rock-a-bye baby, Rock-a-bye baby
Till we meet again, rest in peace my friend
Down will come baby cradle and all