Nice

If I tried to count all the times
I feel like I've put my foot in it
I think my brain would probably implode
So I tried to disguise them
In lines full of jokes
To feel a little bit better
But in hindsight that just made me feel worse

I don't mean getting fistbumps wrong
Though it's true that I've done that once
And let me tell you it is (extremely awkward)
I'm talking about when I've hurt someone
Typically 'cause I'm showing off
Forget to care about their feelings

You'd really think that I would have
Learned my lesson by now
But feeling like I've been a bit much kind
Of feels like a crutch to me now

Does anybody else feel like sometimes
They're just being nice
'Cause it's what you're supposed to do?
Does anybody else feel like
They're trying to hide
The piece of shit that's inside
'Cause it's what we're supposed to do?

And I know people say
That it's all in my head
"No-one cares what you said, except you"
But that's not true and it shouldn't be
And it's that single thought
That can get my brain stuck every time

Is there an evolutionary advantage
To dwelling on all this shit
Because if there is (I'd like to hear it)
Is my brain tryin' to teach me a lesson here
Not to be so damn ham-fisted?
Because if it is (It clearly isn't working)

You'd really think that I would have
Learned my lesson by now
But getting stuck in this rut kind of
Feels like a crutch to me now

Does anybody else feel like sometimes
They're just being nice
'Cause it's what you're supposed to do?
Does anybody else feel like
The side of their mind
That just does what it likes
Is the side that we're supposed to use?

Break free from the social shackles
Break free from the need to
Be liked by people do what you want
And disregard the consequences
Be a dick to everyone be a dick to everyone

Break free from the social shackles (oh yeah)
Break free from the need to
Be liked by people (oh, break free)
Do what you want
And disregard the consequences
(I'm gonna do just what I want)
Be a dick to everyone be a dick to everyone

I'm gonna, ooh push over an old woman
I'm gonna, ooh
Do a questionable impression of a Honduran
I'm gonna, ooh engage in capitalism
Even more than I currently do

Break free from the social shackles
(ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to
Be liked by people
(ooh, do a questionable impression
Of a Honduran) do what you want
And disregard the consequences
(ooh, engage in capitalism
Even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone be a dick to everyone

Break free from the social shackles
(ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to
Be liked by people
(ooh, do a questionable impression
Of a Honduran) do what you want
And disregard the consequences
(ooh, engage in capitalism
Even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone be a dick to everyone

Break free from the social shackles
(ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to
Be liked by people
(ooh, do a questionable impression
Of a Honduran) do what you want
And disregard the consequences
(ooh, engage in capitalism
Even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone be a dick to everyone

Break free from the social shackles
(ooh, push over an old woman)
Break free from the need to
Be liked by people
(ooh, do a questionable impression
Of a Honduran) do what you want
And disregard the consequences
(ooh, engage in capitalism
Even more than I currently do)
Be a dick to everyone be a dick to everyone