Jeff Introduces Sarah Silverman (Live) (Feat. Sarah Silverman)

There she is, emerging from across. All I can see at this point is
. Sarah, Sarah, I need you, very, come here immediately. Oh, mwah!
Gee, you look beautiful, I haven't seen you... Thank you, John Story
I haven't seen you at all since you've come gussied up for the thing
Not that you always don't look spectacular. I look different from
Yesterday at rehearsal. Yeah, let me get, let me drink you in. Look
At you. I told you I was gonna dress like a lady. Every bit of a
Lady, three times a lady. You know, she's on the cover, may I say
Of GQ, currently. Is that correct? So we're not just a couple of Joe
Schmoes saying "Hey, nice lookin' gal!" She's recognized by the
Cognoscenti as being one of the world's most beautiful women. Well
It's the comedy issue, but... you know. I definitely don't look bad
Spectacular. Also, do you know who you look like? This is, you know
I mean you look like yourself, you're Sarah Silverman, of course
People look like you, I thought she was you for a second, right
There. Yeah! You know, but, but I haven't seen you gussied up like
That... Wait a minute, bear me out, Larry Klein. Does she not look
Like... I, I, this is part dark, part bittersweet. Do you not like
The most, look like the most beautiful Amy Winehouse? Uh, the lady I
Was, uh, waiting in line, uh, uh, for the bathroom with, uh, just
Moments ago said the same thing. Oh my gosh, so I'm not completely
Crazy. Uh, Emily saw her at In-N-Out Burger once. Didn't speak to
Her, but saw Amy Winehouse, yeah. I, you know, heh heh, this is
Top entertainment, another, another fabulous story. Um... Give my
Spanx a little tuggeroony. What happens is... Did you say Spanx?
Yeah, I, when my thighs rub together, it's like fire. It's like
Actual fire. The exits are thisaway, that way, and that way
Remember, if anything combustible happens, save yourselves, for
God's sake, first. You know. Let's get jazzy! Till, lookin' nice!
Met him in an alley yesterday. You feel that beat, you feel that
Beat? Wait, wait, let me get you something, wait a minute. I don't
Wanna put you out. Oh no. That was the most graceful thing I've
Ever seen, machete, bear me out. Look at that, look at that. Every
Move a picture, like a... Ooh! Oh, huh. You look good. Is everything
Okay? You'll tell me if it's, like, a bad angle. Spectacular