I Never Planned On You / Don'T Come A-Knocking

Well, hello again!
Please go away
I'm working
A smart girl, eh?
Beautiful, smart, independent

I got no use for moonlight
Or sappy poetry
Love at first sight's for suckers
At least it used to be

Look, girls are nice
Once or twice
'Til I find someone new
But I never planned on
Someone like you

(Don't come a-knocking on my door) I got no use
For moonlight (you aren't welcome here no more)
(I should have known you stunk like yesterday's trash) or sappy poetry
(The night you stole my heart, plus 40 dollars in cash)
Love at first sight's (turns out my beau is just some bum)
For suckers (turns out that love ain't blind, it's dumb)
At least it used (you never told the truth or worked a day in your life)
To be (in fact, you're so revoltin', I feel bad for your wife!)

What are you doing? (I won't be shaving)
Quiet down, there's a show going on (your back anymore, no señor!)
Ugh, you are the most impossible boy (don't come a-knocking on my door!)
Shh!
Ever (don't come a-knocking on my door!)
No, I never planned on someone (don't come a-knocking on)
Like you (my door!)